hoe biscuit

the child/offspring (biscuit), illegitimate or not, of a slutty female (hoe)

Person A: "Did you hear about Angie?"
Person B: "No, what?"
Person A: "She is gonna be popping out another hoe biscuit."

by J Fever January 11, 2008

ricochet biscuit

A biscuit that you bounce off a wall and into your mouth. If it doesn't bounce back, you go hungry.

I'm so hungry, my ricochet biscuit didn't bounce back!

by Suisare July 28, 2004

Biscuit Buster

A gun with a silencer.

Hey I heard that your friend got shot in the chest with a biscuit buster, and nobody heard a thing.

by Von J November 29, 2007

flange biscuit

Small biscuits for consumption during, or immediately after, oral sex.

Hang on a minute love, let me nibble a flange biscuit.

Yum, tasty flange biscuits.

Not tonight love we've got no flange biscuits.

by Crumbsonhisface February 7, 2009

biscuit-arsed

scottish origion; a state of confusion

I was winning the game by a lot, and my opponent was over there looking all biscuit-arsed.

by _GoD_ September 20, 2004

Snow Biscuit

This is when a man creampies a yeast infected vagina.

My lady has been having some feminine hygiene problems lately. I wonder if I gave her a snow biscuit if the yeast infection would kill my sperm?

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

chimney biscuit

large, undigested chunks of food that remain on the penis after anal intercourse.

Yeah, after I put in her ass she left behind two chimney biscuits.......a piece of spinach and a black bean. She must have been a vegetarian.

by dickie duncan February 1, 2010