zinc beard

Beards like that from jack "cuck" murphy where left and right sides are white and the middle part is normal colored.

Tongue can't reach left and right side to clean the zinc leftover up, which he got from eating out his gf after she met Matt from Tinder.

Have you seen Jack "cuck" Murphy? He got a nice zinc beard.

Guess Jack "cuck" Murphy came up with the idea of a zinc beard while he got a dildo stuffed in his ass, like when he did porn or got rammed by another guy.

by Augustus (Warband) December 31, 2021

Beauty and The Beads

When the hot slut you picked up takes you home and pleasantly surprises you by filling your rectal cavity with anal beads, slobs your knob and then yanks them out at climax like she starting a chain saw.

How was that hoe you shagged last night! Beauty and The Beads braaaaaaaahhhh. I think she may have torn me an anal fissure with that yank.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

bearded clam

fur burger, (hold the ketchup)
camel toe,
snack crack,
snatch patch

My friend will have the usual bearded clam, and a fur burger, hold the ketchup, to go.

by jakeblues May 21, 2007

bearded axe wound

A fun word for the unshaven female genitalia.

That Hannah girl has one gaping bearded axe wound. Okay, it's not bearded, but boy is it gaping!

by Gin Shampoo December 31, 2006

America's Beard

Mexico. That is all.

Mexico is America's beard.

by Aif January 27, 2008

Toothless Bearded Hag

One who raised Jumpin Jack Flash.

I was raised by a toothless bearded hag.

by Bippity Bopster October 18, 2008

Beardjob

A beardjob is when you take your face-bush and rub it on your significant other's genitalia. Make sure you shampoo and condition it first for softness on your partner's giblets (or giblettes) and ease of cum removal for later.

Oh man my boyfriend gave me an amazing beardjob last night, I'm still picking his hairs out of mine.

by "Sick" Nick S. October 8, 2007