Beach Wiener

A bad case of STD/Topical infection's, that looks like sand on a male's penis.

Jeff had a beach wiener, due to excess amount of warts around the male gentalia.

by newcastlemagpies June 26, 2010

beach jerk

When you are at the beach and you are jerking off to a hot mermaid/merman

Hot damn that guy is beach jerking

by Hugh has May 28, 2015

Beach Landing

Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise

Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"

by Thaddious October 19, 2020

beach plum

The curled bulge of someone (usually a man) wearing too small of a thong.

"Woah, look at the beach plum on that guy"

"Yeah, real Ricardo milos"

by Delphian44 April 11, 2021

Turtle-Beach Headband

The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.

Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.

Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.

Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.

by sexyface69 June 9, 2011

Fernandina Beach High School

A school full of BAD BEHAVED ghetto ass white kids who think having a nicotine addiction is a personality trait. This school has shitty teachers, a shitty principal, AND nasty bathrooms. Don’t send your kid to FBHS.

Damn bro, Fernandina Beach High School is TRASH!

by Brison99Barnn September 11, 2021

miami beach bum

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.

Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have great skin.

by miamibeachbum305 December 8, 2021