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Fantasy Basement 

A Fantasy Basement is essentially a place where, once fucked up, your dreams will be realized. Spreading like wildfire across the world, fantasy basements are becoming known as THE places to be on a friday or saturday night by High Schoolers. Generally they are an unfinished basement in a house where the parents or guardians are lax about underage intoxication and or sexual behaviors. There is no limit to the number of people allowed in this haven at a time, however, generally speaking, the more the merrier. "The fantasy", as it is sometimes known, spawns memories that teens will never forget, ranging from absurd hookups to "bro-outs" on a thursday night. Needless to say this is one place that anything is possible.
Hey man, how was your night in the Fantasy Basement?! Simply legendary
Fantasy Basement by bpauks November 7, 2010
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Why so basement? 

A quote used by Josef Fritzl, he tends to do 2 things rape in basements and watch the dark knight this famous quote is when he merged the both.
Josef: Why so basement?

Helpless Child: Dunno

trash in the basement 

Plump, round female buttocks.

See also: junk in the trunk, badonkadonk, J Lo Booty
Yo, that girl's got serious trash in the basement!
trash in the basement by LGB March 8, 2006

Rooster in my Basement

Rooster in my Basement (noun)
Back door entry.
Anal sex.
"I went dancing at The Buttery with David last night and the next thing you know I had a Rooster in my Basement".

the basement 

not just a basement, but a house that everybody refers to as "the basement." The basement in the house is the best part of the house where everybody congregates and chills.
"yo lets go to the basement and figure out what we are going to do."
the basement by core 5 September 11, 2008

Flood the basement 

Made famous from the drag queen Ginger Minge on Ru Paul's Drag Race Season 7, flood the basement refers to moistening of the vagina prior to or during sexual intercourse. The joke here is that (as a woman in drag) she is so turned on by said person that instead of being moist, she flooded her pants with twat juice.
I look at Santino Rice and instantly flood the basement. vaginal fluid cunt juice cum clam juice lady smegma ginger minge

Church Basement 

When you're fingering a chubby girl in the basement of a church and when almost caught u jerk ur hand out so quickly u rip out a significant chunk of her pubic hair. Later, u realize u may have actually been in her butthole because you have stank fingers
Tyler clapped his hands together sending a cloud of stink out like he'd been pulling a church basement.