to masturbate and/or ejaculate
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Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.
Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.
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Fellatio performed on a penis wrapped in bacon. A good way to get your girl interested in morning sex. WARNING: Ensure the bacon has cooled down before use.
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Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"
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