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Barton's

1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of vodka that makes Popov seem like Grey Goose.

2. The worst brand of vodka in existence
You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!
by Shidoshi June 1, 2010
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Barteked

When a normal situation, becomes completely and totally fucked up.
That's Barteked!
by NCB2ply March 30, 2009
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Eleanor Barton

A girl who is amazingly beautiful, whether she believes it or not. She has awesome eyes, usually dark to match her natural hair colour. Her smile is enough to melt you like chocolate and she can be too cute for words.

She is funny, kind and caring, always trying to be friends with everyone.

She is also stupidly ticklish.
Dude, who's THAT?

Ah, that's just Eleanor Barton ;)
by The Ninja Boyfriend June 10, 2011
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BareNakedMike

BareNakedMike is a Newgrounds BBS user. He likes to ask people to do things for him.
someone put somthing for me please?
by FBI February 6, 2005
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bartender

A song by Dave Matthews Band, the most famous version of which can be heard on the Live at Folsom Field album.
Bartender please/ fill my glass for me/ with the wine you gave Jesus that set him free after 3 days in the ground
by Monsieur bon cote August 1, 2009
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bartenator

A polish youtuber who's real name is Bartosz Stepniak. His Channel does Reviews,random videos and more. He Has Other channels such as bartenator gaming and bartenator vlogs.
"That new video by bartenator was hilarious!" Laughed Kristian.
by Koolkidkristian June 12, 2017
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Bartender’s Handshake

When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.
This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.
by Snaaaaaz November 22, 2019
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