jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.

gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"

by pubes.com November 21, 2020

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Barn Up

When one steps up and takes care of their business and exceed expectations they barn up.

Jamal: Hey Bre can you make six boxes of chicken.
Bre: That’s a lot of chicken.
Jamal: Girl you just need to barn up and make the chicken.

by Lecrae116 October 20, 2018

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Get the Barn Upmug.

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.

A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.

by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013

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