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cutthroat baller

a harsh thug who has went from poor to "hot"
im a cutthroat baller like OJ simpson
by J'money January 9, 2008
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Myspace Baller

Someone who uses Myspace or Facebook to make themselves look alot more successful then they really are. Many Myspace ballers are wannabe rappers, producers or DJ's. These people have thousands of friends on their Myspace page. Many of these digital friends are celebrities like Jay-Z and Kanye West. Their Myspace pages always feature elaborately designed album and or mixtape covers and professional G'd up photography. Their pages often feature photos with large amounts of cash and such.

However, these Myspace ballers are broke as fuck in real life. When you see these Myspace ballers in person, you are surprised that they don't even have a car and live in a stinky little apartment with their mother at age 28. Myspace ballers main income comes from working at fast food restaurants and selling poor quality bud on the side.
Yo, you known DJ Quan right? I seen him DJ'ing on TV like a year and half ago. Yeah but when I seen him a week ago, he was working 60 hours a week at Safeway and shit. He tried to sell me some seedy dirt ass bud too. I was like nah, I'm not smoking that shit. That nigga don't even got a car. But when I see his Myspace page he looks like a bonafide baller. He's such a Myspace baller. I don't fault him though because times are hard. America is facing the Great Depression part 2.
by RealEyesRealizeRealLiez April 28, 2009
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Baller

Baller: n. (sometimes pronounced as balla) balling:v. (sometimes pronounced as ballin'): One who retains a questionable amount of wealth and is thoroughly comfortable flaunting it. The form of wealth commonly recognized is cash, although it can be lucratively displayed in other forms such as brand name cars, pricey watches, and women with greater scale of beauty than the "baller" him/herself. A baller may or may not produce wealth illegally. It is common that a more serious and dominative attitude is evident amongst this person. Usually this type of persona is taken on to compensate for a lack of confidence or a void that is unknown and developed during childhood.
Oh man he's so ballin'! Can I get that baller's number?
by Make_it_rain April 17, 2011
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baller

2 grams/ £20 worth, generally used when buying weed
Youth - yo can i get a baller at top park
Shotta - sure g gimme 5
by Pierz January 22, 2019
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bacteria

little microrgansims that cause infection and diseases
bacteria kill by the millions
by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004
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ballertastic

being baller and fantastic. its like, you're baller but MORE.
a very popular word amoungst the outrageously cool people.
wow i am serisously so unbelieveably ballertastic
by i.am.baller January 6, 2008
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Race Baiter

One who profits off of creating and nurturing racially based violence.
Eric Holder, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Oprah Winfrey, CNN, MSNBC, Liberals, Democratic politicians are common race baiters.
by CommonSense83 December 21, 2014
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