bakergirl

A teenage girl with absolutely no hormonesand keeps away from boys within a ten-foot radius. These specimens usually go to Baker School in Brookline, Massachusetts. Although they are adolescents, they are very prude.

Example #1:
I like this plasma TV. It is almost as flat as a bakergirl!
Example #2:
You know she is a bakergirl if you have gone out with her for a year and you just get a kiss on the cheek.

by A very unhappy player December 17, 2008

bakeface

1. A human that displays characteristics often associated with baked products.

2. To be crusty, flaky, or to have an otherwise baked visual appearance

3. A derogatory comment; an insult

1. Kelci is a real bakeface.

2. Wow! That little boy is SUCH a bakeface!

3. You conniving little bakeface.

by Harlot February 16, 2006

Baker Demonstration School

A private school in Illinois that really should be in Evanston but is in Wilmette. Most people think it's a snotty school because of the money, but it's actually full of (somewhat) nice people, despite the incredibly tiny population. A great elementary program, by the time you're in middle school you're ready to get the hell out and move on to a public high school - but you had a lot of fun in middle school despite it being...well, middle school. Overall, a really solid school.

Aw, my bad, man. Baker Demonstration School's boss.

by Baker Kid July 29, 2011

Bruce and Baker

Coolest way to order a Jack (Daniels) & Ginger(ale), feeling superior to a dumb broad bartender by obscurely talking over her head and referencing music she will never appreciate or understand.

Rob: "Give me a Bruce and Baker."
Bartemptress: "A what???"
Rob: "C'mon, a Jack & Ginger. . . what, you never heard of the Cream?"
Bartemptress: "Whatever. . ."

by Muffler April 16, 2008

boston bakery

When a girl is giving you a blow job under the blanket and you fart, trapping her and forcing her to smell the wonderful scents of your ass.

My girl went to the Boston Bakery for the first time last night.

by sixth85 November 16, 2006

French Bakery

a.k.a. rim job- to lick and make out with someones asshole.

She sure liked that French Bakery I gave her.

by BashBro18 October 11, 2004

zachary baker

zachary baker is avenged sevenfold guitarist and zacky vengeance is his alter ego. he plays left-handed guitar and he is also super sexy....hot....gawjuss

omg, did you know that zacky v's real name is zachary baker??!

by MillySkittles May 1, 2008