Boner

Adj; To incite happiness and excitement to the degree of minor sexual arousal.

“Boner day we’re having.”
“That was a boner party man.”

by Thaddeus Jigglethighs May 23, 2024

Boner

A person who is a narc/buzzkill. Can also be another insult for calling someone a “bitch, usually referring to a male

“Okay you don’t have to be such a boner about it”
“Dude I can’t stand Austin he’s such a boner”

by nudah's dad March 11, 2026

Boner

A guy who sucks or a loser

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner

by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025

Boner

When somebody rubs their cock and it turns so hard that it makes the girls so wet it starts spraying cum everywhere

Yo wassup why is yo dick so hard
I just got a boner bitch
Lemme suck it babe

by ravanelli pula in curu lu gras May 11, 2025

boner!

Another way to say wow or awesome. Best used in a crowd of senior citizens or during class. Be careful not to look down as you say it as to not send the wrong message.

Dude1: Man I just aced my Chemistry exam!
Dude2: Boner!

by WhoaTimesTwo April 12, 2004

bonér

1) noun - a penis in which the shaft bends during an erection.

2)noun - marijuana that has been used in a vaporizer (and no longer has THC in it)

3) adjective - completely lacking any sign of intelligence or common sense

4) verb - messing something up or doing something horribly.

1) I sold this idiot a dime of some bonér.

2) My friend told me about this guy whose boner was really a bonér.

3) Josh Bonar is straight up bonér.

4) Wow you really bonéred that my dude...

by iolite-bonér July 11, 2011

Bonér

when something is stupid or doesn’t make any sense

“yeah the school fired another teacher” “that’s a bonér”

by kirbyboy999 October 21, 2023