so anyway i started blasting

The most random thing you could ever possibly say when nobody has been talking for a long time (applies to any context).

no one:

literally nobody:

the prof during the middle of an exam: so anyway i started blasting

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Discord group chat:

User 1: "But man, that was so funny"
User 2: "Hahahahaha, yeah"
*no talking for 3 minutes*
User 2: "so anyway i started blasting"

by Obv troll is obvious March 15, 2021

ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down

Someone is beating you in a video game, sport, or some sort of competition and you ain't gonna lose without a fight.

Micheal just went 5-6 in a game he ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down.

by A_Person_Who_Plays_Games October 23, 2020

Beating Guts

The endowed ability to penetrate/pump a vagina so hard and deep the unlucky woman's guts get beat with a penis. Indicators of completing this process are recognized by, but not limited to; loud painfull screams, "stop it's", and vaginal bleeding. Statisticly, sluts are at the highest risk of beaten guts due to their ability to take punishment.

I was beating guts so hard last night, I poked her stomach.

by Logan J C October 7, 2010

spread eagle beating

Violent but pleasurable sex

Girl 1: I can’t wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?

by Lindy December 15, 2008

blasting a nut

To ejaculate very forcefully. To shoot cum deep inside a woman's vagina with ball-jarring force. To feel one's testicles, scrotum and entire male-genital region spasmodically convulse and tighten concurrent with the projectile ejaculation of semen from the penis.

Dude, Penelope's pussy is so damn tight she had me blasting a nut within the first few minutes of fucking.

by Richard Mucus June 8, 2014

craft blasting

adj.used to describe the actions of one who is tired of their own job or trade, and is talking smack to someone who has the job or trade that they are not smart enough to do.

mike (the pipe fitter) says to bobby (the pipe welder) " you welders are sure are some lazy fucks" keith ( another pipe welder) says to bobby " dont listen to that punk, he's tired of haveing to do all the grinding he's just craft blasting.

by yomikey75 March 20, 2009

Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011