Bald Tommy

I just want a mug for my teacher Tommy, he is bald.

Hey Tommy, here's a mug for yo. Bald Tommy

by XxPG3DgudxX February 11, 2021

bald titty

A titty without a nipple

Martha: I'm looking for your nipple
Tina: I ain't got no nipples
Martha: Ew, you got a bald titty

by ALollie January 16, 2014

Bald Arm

This is a phenomenon that commonly takes place at casino tables while gambling blackjack for a long period of consecutive time. The elbow is bent on the edge of the table either in a downward or upward position. After a few hours the hair on the arm or elbow will become smooth where the table meets the arm. There could be indentations of that part of the table on the arm. Shoulders will become stiff, perhaps even sore. Almost always the edge of the table where the elbow is laying will have short lasting non permanent indentations as well for a few minutes after the person removes his arm or elbow. Bald Arm could cause minor irritation to the skin for a few hours even after the person stops playing.

I was at the casino all night and got Bald Arm.

by Bailmaninmo August 22, 2018

Bald Channing

A Meme of a bald guy named channing also means has no brain or senseless

You are a bald channing

by Meme Enthusiist October 23, 2023

Balding A Nut

Taking ones razor and shaving a section of your scrotum

Ryan was Balding A Nut one day when his mom Walked in.

by jewbag/jewiness February 27, 2017

Bald Pussy

A pelvic style that only Americans love, while Europeans and the rest of the world find it gross, unhygienic and too much resembling a too young lady. So it's not really a compliment if it's not an American calling it so.

Bleah, that girl had a totally bald pussy. Yeah, not just shaved, bald as a tomato!!! It was a total turn off...

by Neldot October 27, 2023

bald turkey

When your vag is bald, like a plucked turkey.

That's a lovely bald turkey... hoe

by theburmmachine November 30, 2015