Brown Breach

When the sphincter is no longer strong enough to withstand the force of fecal expulstion and you have to perform an emergency evacuation, wether you are on the toilet or not, prepare yourself.

GUY1: did you hear about Rob

GUY2: no, why what happend?

GUY1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths

GUY2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/

GUY1: Nope :(

by ARMO XD October 2, 2011

Newcastle Brown Ale

The greatest of Ales, with one of the nicest initial tastes and after tastes known in the beer drinking community. Also is Clint Eastwoods favourite beer.

In England, we drink Newcastle Brown Ale.

by the_holy_man October 2, 2006

chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.

Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!

by d115 February 17, 2009

Brownmike

A very offensive derogatory term meaning "pussy" or a "bitch" used to ensue dares and other stupid acts.

Person 1: You wont funnel 12 beers, smoke 2 spliffs and then go racing Brownmike

Person 2: FUCK! Well even though i have way better judgment than this I'am going to do it anyway because being a Brownmike is NOT an option

by Brownmike is a Bitch January 6, 2008

kwame brown

v. - to throw a frosted dessert, usually cake, in the face of an unsuspecting person for no apparent reason.

Derives from the January 13, 2007 incident in which Los Angeles Lakers' power forward/center Kwame Brown allegedly threw a fan's chocolate birthday cake in his face for no reason when walking down the streets of Hermosa Beach, CA.

Now a popular prank amongst college students.

"That guy is covered in frosting; he just got kwame brown-ed hard."

"Mike just kwame brown-ed te shit out of Trip with that Key Lime Pie."

by Mid-Day June 5, 2007

Brown Cappy

The solid piece of shit that holds in the runny shit behind it.

DAMN! I tried holding in that Brown Cappy, but it got loose and I shit all over myself.

by Unibomber June 11, 2004

Brown Breeze

When you take apart a hairdryer (Preferably someone you don't like's hairdryer, or one in a hotel) Then you "drop a log" in the hairdryer, and put it back together, ready for the next unsuspecting victim.

I stayed in a hotel last week, gave the hairdryer a good brown breeze

by Rabid Steed September 7, 2007