avalanche

The act of receiving a blow job at the top of a stair well. When a guy comes to his climax, he ejaculates all over the girls face and then kicks her down the stairs. While falling the guy yells AVALANCHE!

Tamika was acting like a dirty little cunt till I gave her a nasty avalanche.

by Nacho Avalanche February 19, 2009

Colorado Avalanche

a shitty NHL team who are constantly the bitches of the Detroit Red Wings

haha remember the time when Mccarty beat the shit out of Claude Lemieux. i was cracking up so loud. that same year Colorado Avalanche started sucking right after that game.

by go_wings June 1, 2006

avalon

A flimsy system that needs updating 100 times a day. Synonymous with weak badly programmed system.

"This system is a right Avalon"

"You've programmed Avalon there"

by Marcus Greenwood September 8, 2008

Avalanche

An Avalanche is a extremely large herd of white people.

Dam nigga its a Avalanche in dis bitch

by Mealy October 7, 2007

Avalon

The craziest school you could think of. Almost everyone there is retarded. People who graduate from there have fake diplomas. It is run by a power hungry principal with an ego problem. The kids are supervised after school by a pedophile loser named Paul who will never make it in the real world, with a real job. Most people that attend there are clueless about things. Some are so out of it they don't know what's going on outside they're own head, if there's anything in their head, that is. There is the real world, and then, there is Avalon.

I had the unfortunate chance of experiencing this hell hole first hand, and in this time I came across people who never stop talking, people who never talk at all, and people who attempt to talk but are utterly incoherent. There were also many petty thieves, whores, pedophiles, back stabbers, and just plain spazzes.

by Wouldn't you like to know? April 6, 2005

The Avalanche

When two guys are having sex at the top of a staircase. Right as the "giver" (aka man on top) is about to erupt, he pushes his partener (the "taker") down the stairs as hard as he can yelling "AVALANCHE!".
*note: if done on top of a sleeping bag, this move works like a gem.

Guy #1: "Dude, what happened to your nose?"
Guy #2: "I bumped it last night while gary was giving me the avalanche."

by uragem September 9, 2010

avalanche

A an extremely large bump of Coke, K, or Crystal

Johnny tipped the jar and left an avalanche of K on my hand sending me into outerspace.

by Lee D June 24, 2006