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Australian selfie

A selfie "down under" AKA a picture of your junk.
I accidentally tweeted my Australian selfie and it ruined my political career!
by aliciakmeighty August 31, 2013
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Australian Sushi

To catch and consume a live goldfish out of one’s vagina.
Staci’s mom is a freak! She sat on my face and while I was ‘down under’ she fed me Australian Sushi.
by Hal Dizzle November 12, 2018
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Australian Outback

When you put your dick in an asshole and wait for it to get soft then have them tighten their asshole and you quickly pull out your dick in attempt to tear it off.
Last night my girlfriend and I tried to do an Australian Outback.
by Funpositions69 May 3, 2019
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Australia

A place where everyone above the age of 50 skulls Victorian bitter longneck 20 times per morning. Everyone there is legends with the best food, animals and sport. The only people that hate the land down under are the English cricket team because we always thrash em to buggery whenever we verse each other
British watching the cricket: omigod why do we always looose against Australia?
Aussie watching the cricket: because the English people don’t skull 20 Victorians Bitters every morning
by Please save humanity October 9, 2020
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Australian Army Cadet

The Australian Army Cadets (AAC) are a group of notoriously unintelligent beings, known primarily as “tanker wankers” or “crayon eaters” not dis-similar to the American Marines,
These cadets, once given a set of DPCU uniform and a complementary Styre will proceed to hide in bushes and muddy trenches, if found on an activity or in the wild remain calm, simply direct the Army Cadet toward the nearest navy encampment and remain at a safe distance as they run toward it in rage.

Members of the AAC hold little commonsense or mental function and should be avoided at all costs.
There must be Australian Army Cadets in the woods... I can smell the crayons already...
by Sand shark April 8, 2021
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Australian

The nationality belonging to someone with citizenship in the country of Australia.

Commonly stereotyped by the likes of The Simpsons, Monty Python and teenagers, as having thick accents, riding around in kangaroos all day and having little to no infrastructure, living out in the desert.

Australia is home to many fine cities, including Melbourne which was allegedly awarded the "world's most livable city" title at some point recently.
Derek: yo baxter, check out this australian dude
Baxter: i say old chap, he's quite the commoner, with his khaki rags.
Bruce: G'day, do you blokes know a good place to eat?
Baxter: ah yes, there's one near here. it's down the street, take a ha'penny and follow the locomotive track.
Derek: yo.
by Boris May 13, 2005
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Australian Kiss

Oral sex on a girl. A French kiss from down under.
Jack: Diane went crazy when I gave her an Australian Kiss
by The Iron Mike November 23, 2011
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