...and then I ate the bowl

Used to take an already impressive story or anecdote and crank it up to 11. Appended to the end of said tale as a means of making it even more unbelievable. Derived from one of the greatest Tim Horton's menu items of all time, the Bread Bowl, and its associated ad campaign, which involved a bystander overhearing that Tim Horton's chili or soup was so good, the orator subsequently eats the bowl it came in; the bystander of course not knowing the bowl itself was made of bread.

Guy A: "So what did you get up to last night?"

Guy B: "Dude! It was insane. I pounded back a 40 to myself, smoked a joint the size of a jiffy marker, puked, fell in the pool, and ended up sleeping with my buddy's mom."

Guy A: "Wow, that's the craziest shit I've ever hear..."

Guy B: "...and then I ate the bowl."

Guy A: "Fuck, do you have a church I can join?"

...and then I ate the bowl by Thousand March 30, 2009

she thought she ate 

When someone portrays an act usually on social media showing themselves being “attractive” or doing exceptionally on a trend. However one’s thoughts might differ and this is where the term comes in. “She thought she ate” meaning she thought she did so good on that trend or she thought she was hot or she thought she was all that.

“She thought she ate up that trend”

she thought she ate by diareahfarttoes69 April 9, 2022

Dingo ate my baby 

The incident occurred in Australia in 1980 - a baby disappeared under mysterious circumstances near Uluru (Ayers Rock). The mother, Lindy Chamberlain, camping with her family, claimed to have seen a dingo carrying her baby from their tent, and immortalized the phrase, "The dingo's got my baby!". She was convicted of murdering her baby but later acquitted when new evidence suggested that the baby was, in fact, killed by a dingo

Oh frizzlewitz the dingo ate my baby.... again

Dingo ate my baby by Ashley and that one Amazingkid January 30, 2009

You Ate My Enchilada 

Nerd speak for "I'm going to kill you."

bob - You ate my enchilada
frank - Please no! I'll give you all my gold!

You Ate My Enchilada by Rob Silverein March 7, 2009

I ate it hard 

When you fall, trip, or tumble hard with great force

Dude! I ate it hard after going off that jump!

I ate it hard by MyLILpony January 25, 2011

You Ate My Enchilada 

What Crazy Steve (from the popular Nickelodeon tv show, Drake and Josh) says to Josh every time he has one of his moments. This usually follows in an extreme rampage, sometimes consisting of broom wacking.

Helen: "Crazy Steve is having another bad day..."
Crazy Steve: "YOU ATE MY ENCHILADA!"
Josh: "NOOOOOO!!!! SOME ONE SAVE ME!!!!''

You Ate My Enchilada by fanfan25 June 8, 2009

my dog ate a bagel 

A famous excuse for not coming in on mondays.

employee 1: hey i can't come in today my dog ate a bagel

jared: thats okay buddy i want to be your best friend.

my dog ate a bagel by Mr. Peterson February 16, 2008