dirty assasmacker

rubbing your man tits after you fuck someone up the ass then rub your dick with your hand and cum on it, then afterwards sticking a banana up your ass.

derek: last night while you were sleeping i did a dirty assasmacker with you
mary: wtf im gonna kill you and yo brotha

by vince davis December 7, 2007

assisinate

1. Confound, stupefy, and annoy.
2. Distract with excessive verbiage.
Note: Commonly mistaken for assisinate

My friends are going to assisinate you until you give in and cry until dawn.

by The Love Docter! March 4, 2009

assistive technology

Anything to help for ones pleasure.

Examples for assistive technology would be girls, guys, animals and machines.

by Josh mcalister December 18, 2008

Assistance Getting Around My Home

A way to ask for help.

X:It appears I need assistance getting around my home.
Y:Oh let me help you!

by PwnageTravesty June 4, 2011

assisted bra hook

Unable to hook your bra unaided following an intense upper body workout, requiring assistance until range of motion is improved

Great arms session at the gym today, its going to be an assisted bra hook for the rest of the week.

by fitnut May 16, 2014

assistant captain

A person on a sports team who helps the captain but is still below his power.

Who's that?

Oh hes the assistant captain

by Ibby_Libby June 6, 2014

assistant manager at being vegan

A little bitch that doesn't have any skills so they whine on the internet about how eating meat is animal cruelty

PETA went all assistant manager at being vegan when they couldn't get people to stop hunting.

by Alaric I August 18, 2014