Someone who is butt ugly; their face looks like it will fart on you & they talk shit. That is an AssFace. Or most commonly known as the male version of a "Karen". Noun and/or Adjective
by NellieBunz007 March 14, 2022
Get the AssFace mug.ButtCrack:
Because it’s literally a fault in your ass. Like the San Andreas Fault is a big crack in the ground.
Because it’s literally a fault in your ass. Like the San Andreas Fault is a big crack in the ground.
There’s some rumblings coming from your assfault.
by Mr Harrow September 6, 2022
Get the AssFault mug.Related Words
Assfat
• assfatalicious
• asshat
• assface
• Asseater
• assfart
• asshattery
• Assfaggot
• assmatic
• assfault
When a chick or dude ((typicality a liittle dude with hero worship) whose faves reak of my huge muscle ass, in particular my ripe, rank & stank bung, and/or have visual signs of my manhole having been aggressively dragged and mashed on their happy faces, often even a skid.
After my little bubba’s mother (my ex ) mandated the shorts and pants with zippers had to come off before future (play) Wrestling re-match’s after the the Buttons over my rather substantial bulge scraped my little me’s cute face. I also might have gotten over worked up and was overly aggressively humping and grinding his face HARD.
She’s smart. And little man didn’t seem too bent ouT of shape when my dirty Dickie’s dropped. Commando Dads are well loved. Lol. Although facing the other way, his face level to my massive fart cannon… drop. Wall of pungent papa pooper hit him, laying him out like a canary in a coal mine But he recovered and didn’t hesitate to be my arch enemy in the ring while Also braving the coalmine I.e. dad’s fun Dirty fart cannon and asteroid launcher.
Getting stank faced Like some of his fav WWE stars. Huge built fuckr.
My big dramatic pin - my now fully exposed mega butt - right down on his cute happy fart marked face. Firmly.
Damn son you smell like shit. You been assfaced!
She’s smart. And little man didn’t seem too bent ouT of shape when my dirty Dickie’s dropped. Commando Dads are well loved. Lol. Although facing the other way, his face level to my massive fart cannon… drop. Wall of pungent papa pooper hit him, laying him out like a canary in a coal mine But he recovered and didn’t hesitate to be my arch enemy in the ring while Also braving the coalmine I.e. dad’s fun Dirty fart cannon and asteroid launcher.
Getting stank faced Like some of his fav WWE stars. Huge built fuckr.
My big dramatic pin - my now fully exposed mega butt - right down on his cute happy fart marked face. Firmly.
Damn son you smell like shit. You been assfaced!
by Bull Ass Sniffer December 26, 2022
Get the Assface mug.by ccbk November 18, 2015
Get the Far Asshattan mug.A person, of either gender, whose ignorant behavior would have you believe they would bend over backwards to shove their head up their ass.
A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.
Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.
A person of such blatant ignorance, its difficult to understand.
Someone who might use the term "Reverse Racism" without so much of a hint of remorse, or self-awareness.
by Sarreq December 3, 2016
Get the reverse asshat mug.An insult that combines the definitions of "swamp ass" and "ass hat". Swamp ass meaning "when your ass is so sweaty you feel as if it is literally in a swamp" and Asshat meaning "when your head is so far up your ass, your ass becomes a hat for your head."
Swamp Asshat:
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
"You are being the swampiest of asshats right now, you dingus. Get your life together."
by Angstyaf October 22, 2018
Get the swamp asshat mug.by Trap Master Max June 24, 2016
Get the Death Valley Asswater mug.