Muddy Anchor

while engaging in anal sex,the penis is removed and if there is a large quantity of fecal matter around the penis's head. Like an anchor being lifted from a muddy bottom.....

After I pushed hard and deep, I pulled up a muddy anchor.

by ryfidelity January 2, 2011

Bone Anchor

Definition 1: Someone who actively holds you back from having intercourse

Definition 2: A skeleton whom you throw overboard to hold your ship in place (he is very powerful)

Man, that guy is a total bone anchor. Women won't talk to me anymore because of him.

Arg! There is land ahead, get the bone anchor ready!

by Jerid Messa December 28, 2022

Anchoring

Dressing for work from the waist up, neglecting to stand during a videoconference. Usually extremely formal on the torso, nude or underwear below.

I am Anchoring for camera girl Jesse, because I want her to see my dick.

by Cata96 April 4, 2020

Wrist Anchor

A timepiece that is usually worn on the wrist, which is getting outdated considering cell phones now display the time, and automatically change during daylight savings time, and upon crossing into a new timezone.

Watch or clock<wrist anchor>

by CaptainRodney March 3, 2011

Anchor cable

A type of fecal matter that is in a healthy cylindrical shape, but is very long and too hard to break with your sphincter. Also is considerably uncomfortable to expel. In other words, too much fiber, not enough water.

Guy 1: What took you so long?

Guy 2: Let's just say I won't be eating Belgian waffles any time soon.

Guy 1: How many waffles did you eat?

Guy 2: Enough to shit an anchor cable.

Guy 1: That's a lot of fucking waffles.

by zatchbell622 June 28, 2016

anchoring effect

The anchoring effect is a psychological phenomenon in which an individual's judgments or decisions are influenced by a reference point or "anchor" which can be completely irrelevant, e.g. the status symbol gained by owning an iPhone on your hand.

With anchoring effect, if a person sees a luxury item priced high first, they may perceive a subsequent similar item as a bargain, even if the latter is still expensive.

by Emotional Cruiser October 5, 2025

Shit Anchor

When you feel compelled to do something but are anchored in place by the fact you are taking a dump or cleaning your rectum.

Bob: "Are you going to run up here and get your dog off my front porch?"
Me: "I would but I just cast off my shit anchor."
Bob: "Well hell, I understand, see you in about 3 hours."

by membersmarktp1 September 12, 2014