Amazon socialist

Someone who is prepared to abandon their principles to save 49p on a book / CD / dvd / Joseph Joseph stacking utensil set

Steve's always banging on about workers' rights but he's an amazon socialist when it comes to deciding where to buy the new Billy Bragg album

by RustyLi July 31, 2018

amazoned

converted to automation.

Jobs in rural areas have started to be amazoned, so there are fewer jobs for people.

by smjgJsbjgsm May 17, 2019

amazon special

Similar to the Ebay special in that the item is of cheap quality and most likely reverse engineered and reproduced by inferior manufacturers with lower quality materials and procedures.

"Dude, I found me the Amazon Special! A racing steering wheel for only $50.00!? PLACE ORDER!" *Wheel bends and flexes and next thing, you're in the ditch*. In most cases you get what you pay for. IT it looks to good to be true, it MOST LIKELY IS. Buy reputable name brand products so you don't waste time and money dealing with knockoffs and then buying the real deal after you learned your lesson.

by Crish K July 14, 2016

Amazonitis

An Amazon shopper's discombobulation when they try to shop for an ITEM to purchase at Amazon.com and discover that they are expected to put an item in their CART BEFORE they are ready to purchase it and BEFORE they know for sure what it's PRICE is, but that it's not a problem BECAUSE they can remove it LATER only to find that: NO they don't want it and now have to go and REMOVE it first. It's like as if ELON MUSK was putting TWITTER in his CART and then having to remove it when he comes to his SENSES and starts to have that nauseous feeling about the purchase.

My friend suffered acute Amazonitis when he realized that he had purchased 24 bras for his girlfriend, when he failed to remove the previous 18 bras from his cart while a telemarketer interrupted his purchase order.

by ForgetMeKnot! November 5, 2022

Random Amazoning

The art of selecting a group of people in a Amazon Wish list to draw their name to send them a gift

I was random amazoning Robyn as she was one of the random selections in the address book to gift.

by LoveOfMyLife September 6, 2020

Kamen Rider Amazon

Kamen Rider Amazon is a character from the Kamen Rider franchise who appears in his eponymous show.

Kamen Rider Amazon is described as a beastlier and more realistic Tarzanesque equivalent of Bomba the Jungle Boy. His monster form is a mix of monitor lizard, catfish, chameleon, bulldog bat, rabbit and gorilla powers.

by Snapper2001 February 22, 2024

Amazon Easy

When something is designed so simply, clearly, and conveniently that anyone can use it without effort. Used to describe any process, system or explanation that feels instant, intuitive and frictionless. Used to describe any process where the effort level is closest to zero, and the convenience level is almost to a maximum.

This proposal is too complicated, please rewrite it until it's Amazon Easy.

If the jury can't follow it, the brief isn't Amazon Easy yet.

These HR forms need to be Amazon Easy, or people won't bother using them.

If booking a doctor's appointment was Amazon Easy, I'd actually go.

by Stick Stokes December 1, 2025