The idea that someone is guilty unless they can come up with another person who is either guilty or a strong suspect. The idea is usually based on an imprecise process of elimination.
Parent to child: Did you do it?
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.
Child: No.
Parent: Well if you didn't do it, then who did?
Nearby observer: Ah ha, she's using the guilty until alternate suspect principle.
by BillyBuggy March 17, 2011
Get the Guilty until alternate suspect principle mug.The condition wherein Donald Trump's (deplorable) base ignores his countless lies, and ignores his countless misstatements of facts. These loyal followers, suffering from T.A.R.S., choose to give their leader/ paper tiger, a PASS on all the diarrhea that spews forth from his mouth. These sufferers live in a dimension where facts don't matter. "Alternative Facts" are an acceptable substitute.
At the Thanksgiving dinner table, I listened in disbelief as my redneck Uncle Cletus, who suffers from Trump Alternate Reality Syndrome (TARS), waxed philosophic about Donald Trump's "record-breaking inauguration crowds".
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Get the TRUMP ALTERNATE REALITY SYNDROME (TARS) mug.by awiergan March 12, 2005
Get the alternate 0 1 6 5 mug.Shadow: Go ahead, I have 50 alternate accounts
Also Shadow: My fingers right on top of the delete button Eggman
Shadow: What are you going to do to stop me with your long toothpick legs.
Eggman: Hehehehehe haha
Eggman: You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts
Also Shadow: My fingers right on top of the delete button Eggman
Shadow: What are you going to do to stop me with your long toothpick legs.
Eggman: Hehehehehe haha
Eggman: You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts
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Zero Alternative or Zero Alt is: Someone who is Everything but Nothing at all.
"An alternate subcategory that consists of combining multiple or all other subcategories, due to confusion or liking multiple alternative subcategories."
It's basically someone who can't fit into one category, and they feel like their being pulled in different directions because they can't put their finger on what they are or want to be. It's taking two or more things and mixing them together to make a better thing that fits, like a Cocktail.
"An alternate subcategory that consists of combining multiple or all other subcategories, due to confusion or liking multiple alternative subcategories."
It's basically someone who can't fit into one category, and they feel like their being pulled in different directions because they can't put their finger on what they are or want to be. It's taking two or more things and mixing them together to make a better thing that fits, like a Cocktail.
"Anyone know what Zero Alternative is?"
"Uh, Yea I do."
"What is it?"
"It's when someone has more than one Alternative Subcategory or can't fit into just one."
"Oh, okay. It sounds kinda interesting."
"Uh, Yea I do."
"What is it?"
"It's when someone has more than one Alternative Subcategory or can't fit into just one."
"Oh, okay. It sounds kinda interesting."
by anonymous August 30, 2021
Get the Zero Alternative mug.Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 7, 2021
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