albertus

A peopels person who's good harted, very loud, hes always right no matter what and is the life of a braai.

Guy1:"Who throws the best braais in town?"

Guy2:"Albertus dude why do you even ask"

by N-BomB011 July 8, 2016

albert aretz

the finest mf out there in the world, hes so good at gaming like wow, those sponser videos he does and he adds lore to those videos are amazing i cry for him, i scream for him, i would want him to fuck me so hard until i throb. his big sexy ass juicy abs r so hot.

person 1: did u see albert aretz big bloody radioactive diarrhea last night?

person 2: all i saw was his juicy good looking abs, god i would get on his lushes lips and have him fuck the hell out of me until i go sore or throb

by IS4444444A July 7, 2022

Adler

Adler is a sweet, loving, caring boy. He normally has brown hair that he cares about more than anything. He is quiet and shy, yet can be loud when around his friends. He is the right guy for a girl who loves him as much as he loves his hair. If you find an Adler, don’t lose him.

I just saw Adler walk by in the hall, he’s so adorable.

by anonyymouss:) <3 January 2, 2019

Albertophobia

A deep seated fear of anyone named Alberto.

He was a guy named Albert who moved to Mexico and became Alberto and somehow it triggered a life-long Albertophobia.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019

the planet alderaan

A sex act where during a blowjob you pull out and cum in the bitches ear.

SEE Example

Ally: What did you do last night?
Becky: Well I was giving him a blowjob when he pulled out and came in my ear!
Ally: Oh the planet alderaan!
Becky:What!
Ally:Yea you hear the voices of millions scream out and then its suddenly silent
Becky: OOOOOOOO

by Kyle Zhig June 29, 2008

Alberto VO5

Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.

In order to maintain her classic coiffure, the First Lady made extensive use of Alberto VO5.

by speedog May 28, 2010

Fat Albert

R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.

"We'll have to hold short, I just heard there's a Fat Albert on finals."

by eighth of seven November 8, 2007