Noun: from the ancient greek for "one whom is milky and naked," an alistair traditionally spends most of his/her time fondling themselves and defecating in public beauty spots whilsts covering themselves in milk and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf.
"Your kid sam has turned into a real alistair, we're almost out of milk and there's skid marks and spunk stains all over the the town memorial."
by Alistair the Anaconda July 4, 2007
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“Hey look over there it’s that hella cute couple alissa violet and banks”
“Damn i wish i could date her”
“Damn i wish i could date her”
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Get the alissah mug.Famously known for dating Jake Paul and stirring up alleged cheating rumors. Self proclaimed comedian and model. Doesn't actually work or do anything. Targets popular groups of youtubers and sleeps with the highest ranking member not only securing relevance but a roof over her head. (For example Jake Paul and faze banks).
Gained her cult following by shading and dissing her ex Jake Paul while gaining more followers for not only herself but her new boyfriend Faze Banks.
Gained her cult following by shading and dissing her ex Jake Paul while gaining more followers for not only herself but her new boyfriend Faze Banks.
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by coolbiach October 21, 2010
Get the Alistair mug.A beautiful girl , who loves to make people laugh , can get on your nerves , but is also one of the most goofiest people you will ever meet . She has a great personality and loves to hangout with friends . But don’t try and start an argument or you will have a rude awakening .
by anonymous almond March 19, 2018
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