Alfie

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He will always be there and will never let you down. He will love you until the world ends. Please whoever is reading this do not let him go. He will mean to much to you. He also makes a very caring and loving boyfriend.

Alfie is gay.

by Bumbumosbfwkd July 29, 2021

Alfie

Some brummy who only speaks in quotes or lyrics

"Hi Alfie!"
"My neck? To die for
My legs? To die for
This ah-ah sex? To die for
I-I want someone who thinks I'm to die—
My taste? To die for
My waist? To die for
This boom-boom bass? To die for"

by mankdjuad July 24, 2022

Alfie george gates

Son of a very strange man and has a very attractive mother

alfie george gates's mum is so fit

by MattN36 January 16, 2022

Alfie

Alfie is the sweetest kitten you will ever meet. He is super cuddly, always sleeping and can have major mood swings. Alfie will always be there for you to hug when you’re sad and will always comfort you. Get yourself an Alfie!

Omg he’s so nice, the kitten must be an Alfie

by Whatuppeepsx November 23, 2021

Alfie

Alfie's are kind, caring and friendly people. They are usually smart and will help you with your question. However, don't mistake Alfie for a teddy bear, as he can break your jaw if he wanted to. Alfie's are usually not very sporty, but try their best at everything. An Alfie wouldn't seem like someone who could hurt you, but like I said, he could break your jaw.

Friend: Did you hear that Alfie broke that guys jaw yesterday?
Other friend: Oh, must be Alfie. I never thought he had it in him.

by RespectTheVeterans January 12, 2022

Alfie Bickerstaff

You could say Alfie can "Bend it like Beckham". But we aren't talking about football because that's one thing he's not good at. Alfie is a Dominant Male who likes to call his ex "princess". In general, don't be an Alfie.

"Can you bend it like Alfie Bickerstaff?" Said Kal
"Oh aye mine bends at a 77 degree angle." Replied James

by Adekoya Oluwafemi Emmanuel June 5, 2023

Alfie Pearce

A rather large man who kicks people from the gc when they get annoyed, usually a person from sittingbourne with greasy hair. On the weekends he wakes up at 3 oclock and goes to bed at 9.

Person 1: What does Mr Birling act like

Person 2: Alfie Pearce

Person 1: Must be fat then

by MROKWOK February 21, 2024