alchodick

a skank who is addicted (in a similar way to alcohol) to drinking baby-gravy like tequila shots

bitch, suck dat alchodick and swallow that baby-batter

by youhoe February 28, 2013

Alchohobbiests

People that enjoy alcohol without the need of official meetings about alcohol.

The upgrade to first class includes booze so that is perfect for alchohobbiests.

by WookieeStL July 16, 2013

alchozimer

Alcohol related memory loss

Andy was that pissed last night he is suffering from alchozimers

by sparts February 2, 2014

alchulus

The intricate mathematical process of deciding which booze yields the best dollar per buzz ratio.

I spent hours using alchulus to figure out which vodka was best for my budget.

by mastertriple April 14, 2014

Alchotrollop

An Alchotrollop is another word for an alcoholic. An alchotrollop only cares about where it's next drink is coming from. It doesn't care about anything else or anybody else. It will tell lots of lies and steal from anybody to get more alcohol. It usually stinks as it is covered in it's own piss and shit. It's habitat will resemble a hovel with numerous beer bottles and cans discarded across the floor.

That girl is an alchotrollop!!

by stormynite May 26, 2014

Alchorithm

A process or set of rules to be followed in order to decide whether another drink is applicable.
The alcholrithm can only be used by those that are drunk.

David "Shall we have another drink"
Pete "I don't know"
Dave & Pete "Run the Alchorithm"

by deltapapauk April 3, 2016

Alchowhore

When someone is willing to do just about anything for free alcohol.

Hey Han, if you eat this box of raw pasta I'll give you a handle of fireball.

Han (alchowhore): where's the pasta?

by Octoval Panda May 14, 2016