Tea Time Alarm

An alert/warning in the United Kingdom that sounds at any given time in the day.
At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.

The tea time alarm was sounded so we drank some tea.

by Josher109 February 5, 2023

False Alarm

Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.

Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!!

Mother: Okay

Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?

Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.

by Melrsose December 21, 2009

Allah Akbar

1. Transliteration of the common Arabic phrase, "الله أكبر" meaning "God is Great";
2. An expression of faith and love of God similar in meaning and character to the Christian expression, "Praise the Lord"

Host: Did you enjoy your meal?
Guest: Yes, it was delicious. Allah Akbar

by Miimno October 14, 2008

Alba

Scots Gaelic name for Scotland.

Alba du brath!

by G3K May 18, 2004

Tijuana Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

by ZarkinFrood August 1, 2009

allahu akbar

Actually means "God is the Greatest" but Isis uses this incorrectly. Isis however is actually the complete opposite of Islam.

*gets a good grade* "Allahu Akbar. I thank god for the good grade"

by hamba999 November 13, 2015

alarm cock

Also see: Dirt Rooster

When a male wakes up his partner in the morning by ramming them in the rear with his cock and screaming "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo Beyotch!"

Does not work so well on a sleeper with an unusually loose anus, in which case they will continue to sleep like a baby....well...a baby with a loose anus anyway.

Warning: Repeated use may invoke adverse reactions from sleeper; including but not limited to; a bat over the head followed by an emphatic "Cock-A-Doodle-Don't MuthaFucka!"

"That bitch kept hitting the snooze button, so I had to wake her up with the Alarm Cock!"

by The Hunter May 27, 2004