alarmageddon

Any time multiple alarm clocks go off to wake you up, usually witnessed by people who have a hard time waking up in the morning.

I had to set the alarms on my cell phone, Nintendo DS, stereo, television, and alarm clock in order to wake up. When they all went off it was alarmageddon.

by kcs at0m1k January 22, 2009

Alaskan Sheehan

When Sheehan Has Sex With Caroline In The DoggyStyle Position

ahh i gave caroline the Alaskan Sheehan last nite

by Dan_hunt April 16, 2009

Alaskan Baton

Shitting into a condom, freezing it overnight, and using it as a dildo the next day

Aye, she's a big fan of the Alaskan Baton when she can't find her dildo

by fatheadlovesthebenter January 2, 2011

Alaskan Burpie

When a man drinks several 2-Liter bottles of soda, usually Fanta or Root beer, and then proceeds to burp into a girl's asshole. This result should produce the inflation of her anus, giving her a huge fart.

Brett: Hey dude can I borrow some money for soda?
Lee: I bet your going to try that Alaskan Burpie

by RafePL0x? April 11, 2011

Alaskan Oil Well

Liquid form of "Alaskan Pipeline." Without Condom.

It was recently discovered that Glen Rice gave Sarah Palin an Alaskan Oil Well.

by Alien2014 September 18, 2011

Alaskan Crab Hammer

to recieve a blow job with ice cubes in the girls mouth. And when the penis gets too cold to keep in, to pull it out and smack the girl in the forehead with it.

yo my girl was giving me head last night with ice cubes in her mouth, but it got too cold and started to hurt so i gave her the alaskan crab hammer

by hatecrew March 9, 2010

Alaskan Dildo

The act of defecating in a condom, freezing said condom, and, when having sex in the kitchen, reaching over and grabbing the frozen log out of the fridge and sticking it in your girl's anus.

"Dude, did you hear Cox gave Kateri the Alaskan Dildo in the dorm kitchen? That's what that log was in the freezer!"

by Cap Young November 20, 2007