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african express

The EBT, Access, or Welfare Card.
Cashier - "Cash or credit, Ms. Jenkins"?

Ms. Jenkins - "Go on head and put dat on da African Express card"
african express by milkdud November 16, 2006

african tick 

one ball (tesitcle) shown as a gag
Hey, you want to see an african tick. (then you pull one nut out from under you shorts and show it around)
african tick by LongDukDong January 22, 2009

African Sunset 

A sunset that is big and low with a striking red/orange color
"Wow, that is a very African sunset!"
African Sunset by kmuncie January 7, 2014

african nose job

Receiving a formal blow job and hand job from the truck of an African elephant.
Upon entering Africa, Jon and Eric were on a safari when they heard from a local about a mysterious sexual fantasy; the elusive African nose Job.

Shortly after, Jon and Eric were balls deep in an elephants trunk getting an African Nose job, and everyone knows that an elephant and loves a good nut.
african nose job by Boobiefart69 December 27, 2015

african bang bong 

When you stick your thing into a different species
Stop African bang bonging that koala bro

African food

It’s delicious food that is soo expensive you can only eat it once
Hey have you ever tried African food?, good, because neither have they.”
African food by FNAFguy September 21, 2019