African Meze

When a non-English speaking Sub-Saharan has sex with a white woman and accidentally sticks his penis into her asshole, like a Meze in a dip, upon which her shock sends him into a state of lingual confusion and he runs away in a followed by a progression of furious clicking noises

I slept with a Kenyan guy the other night. He must have skipped dinner because when we were having sex he mistook me for an African Meze!

by PersianCarpetShop May 1, 2023

African Drill

The acts of sticking a dildo onto the end of a drill and spinning it at full speed inside of your vagina/Butthole

Gf: go get the drill i have an idea
bf:ok
gf: strap this dildo to it
bf:da fuck
gf:now spin that shit
bf:it’s an african drill!

by Pumpkindaddy May 5, 2023

African Butterface

The process of mixing your feces and smegma and pressing it against your partner's face as they lay down.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Bailey did yesterday?
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: They gave their partner an African Butterface last night.
Guy 2: What the fuck?!

by Buttman Guttman October 25, 2020

African fireball

When you take ur hands and get all the ball-sweat and gunk of ya junk and smack someone

Bro john was talking shit so i hit him with a African fireball

by The booty banditto March 8, 2021

African Breadwinner

The act of giving a hungry African bread watching them eat it and then pull it out of their throat and eating it yourself

Friend: I just did an African Breadwinner!

Friend 2: No way!

by ThatGuyAlfred July 31, 2022

African Mermaid

Your driver could be LGBTQ
Your tailor could be LGBTQ
Hairdresser could be LGBTQ
Your plumber could be LGBTQ
Your doctor could be LGBTQ
Your teacher could be LGBTQ
Your bestie could be LGBTQ
The African Mermaid!

your part of the lgbtq you must be an African Mermaid

by ####ladybits August 15, 2022

Laptop african

refers to an african with no laptop

There was an African boy waiting for his donation to get his so called “600 bucks” as a laptop african.

by r1xelf August 26, 2022