crack addict

When someone craves pussy so bad they will go very far out of their way to find it and either pay for it,(such as a person who frequents massage parlors or escorts) or sleep with the first thing that comes along no matter how awful or ugly the woman is.

"I thought Bill wouldn't go back to that massage parlor but he can't help it, he's a crack addict."

by Phil Acrackin November 16, 2007

jerk off addict

someone who jerks off all the time. usually because they cant "get" the person that they want to "help them out." so they settle with pleasuring themselves.

guy1: "dude, i was up all night again talkin dirty to that really sexy chick"

guy2: "man, to me it sounds like u are becoming a jerk off addict. getta life."

by de lynn June 29, 2008

Urban Addict

One who expends an inordinate amount of time and effort inventing words, sayings and expressions (and subsequently their definitions) in a vain, feeble and pointless attempt to contribute to modern culture, have that contribution published on Urban Dictionary for all to see (including acquaintances who are totally disinterested and unimpressed: see below), and to be seen as 'individual'.

Urban Addicts are the internet equivalent of the kid at school who is normal and not particularly popular, yet thinks that by wearing a leather jacket/not shaving his bum fluff/dying her hair and by attempting to speak in a vernacular slightly removed from the local norm that he/she is a bit of an independent rebel (even though nobody - not even the powers that be - cares enough to notice or do anything about it).

You know who you are, Urban Dictionary trolls. Quit it.

I see another Urban Addict has arbitrarily invented yet another word or saying that not one other person in the entire history of the Anglophonic world has ever used.

by Jay K April 17, 2006

desi-planet addict

1. dj_hero_hindustani
2. someone who's life completely revolves around desi-planet.com and whose day is ruined when the site is down

"I think I need to be left alone, desi-planet.com brought me into this world, it took me under their wing and taught me the true meaning if life, of macking, of friendships and enemies, of politics and a culture. It truly was one of my best friends."

by dj_hero_hindustani October 7, 2003

Urban Dictionary Addict

One who does not understand that if they spend hours and hours on urban dictionary than they will be a 40 year old virgin. Even though he will know every sexual slang word that's on urban dictionary cause he was feeling horny a few times that he went on urban dictionary

an Urban Dictionary Addict cornered me in the hall and demanded I remove the entry I entered on Urban Dictionary about him.

by Silence Doughgod March 16, 2010

semen addict

.see ChadKroeger.

someone who craves the male seed. will cheat, lie and steal to get it.
may morph into Jesus or a wet lion to trick men into ejaculating on his face or into his anal cavity (which has been used to excess and now resembles an abyss more than a cavity).
may also be used to describe bands known only as Nickelback.

Chad Kroeger "excuse me sir, might i trouble to ask you for a drop of your semen on my nipples?"
Keith Richards "god damn Kroeger you fucking gay Canadian you really are a semen addict aren't you??"

by myscene? there is noscene May 22, 2004

Love Addict

A 'love addict' is someone who is addicted to God's love.
A Christian song by the band, Family Force 5.

"I'm just a love addict."

by kimixluvaddict May 5, 2009