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man skiing

when you have a naked guy on each side of you and you are simultaneously jacking both of them off it gives the appearence that you are skiing
at the family reunion jill went man skiing with cousin rick and cousin joe
by SexMasterJerrod June 30, 2008
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skiing in miami

Doing various lines of cocaine straight to the nose
Yo guy you tryna go skiing in Miami
by Jabroni1172737383 June 26, 2021
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Ski Seat

Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.
Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!
by SaBooty_247 October 1, 2018
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Theater Skiing

When a girl sits between two guys at the movies and gives them both hand jobs at the same time. This motion is similar to that of a slalom skier.
Dude, Becky sat between me and Joe at the new Batman movie last night and went Theater Skiing !
by Homer77 October 11, 2012
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ski magnet

Someone of usually lesser skiing competence with whom you find yourself continually on collision course on a downhill ski run as they seem to time their turns to exactly mirror your own, regardless of what you do.
As in: That guy's a real ski magnet - that's the third time he's nearly skied into me in the past four minutes on this run.
by Beeyem April 15, 2013
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Ski betty

It is the proper term for girls that stand around the ski lodge holding thier fancy skiing equipment without actually going out for a ski.
Look at the girl over there with the nice Salomon skies, I bet she's a ski betty
by Kayniedude December 31, 2020
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ski girl

There are several kids of ski girls because there are many different types of skiing.

1. Race ski girl- a very smart girl that would never be caught doing anything wrong. She will be both a kiss virgin and a real virgin until she is 20 at least. She also looks like a Jerry on the ski hill because she usually can ski pretty fast but couldn't do a 360 ever. Her best trick is back talking freestyle kids.

2. Big mountain ski girl- a girl who did very well in elementary school but began to experience trouble once she got into junior high. She is generally very attractive and loves skiing the whole mountain but she usually show aversion to race courses and the park. She is also very likely to be willing to make out in the trees and possible let you touch her. She is pretty into parties and will drink but isn't really into drugs. Her best trick is probably a 540 mute grab.

3. Freestyle ski girl- this girl is the craziest girl you'll ever meet. She is crazy she will have sex with any guy she meets he can often be spotted making out with a guy on the chair lift. She loves drugs and alcohol. you can usually find her at parties she will hang out with a lot of big mountain girls and they will all likely have a guy with them. you would never find her talking to a race girl. her best trick will probably be a backflip or a front flip.
1. OMG. Look at that ski racer girl over there talking to her parents complaining about her perfect life.

2. Damn look at that Big mountain ski girl she is hot af
3. I just banged a freestyle ski girl last night it was the best
by Big Mountain ski girl July 3, 2017
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