moses

she's just my friend, lookin ass
big simp, lookin ass
claims to have slip an ocean, lookin ass
suckin on chili dogs, lookin ass
never watched porn, lookin ass

moses likes like he eats ass

by gfd g j April 10, 2022

Moses

Use this word as a response when you encounter a question you want to dodge or can’t be bothered to answer.

“How’d you do that?”
“Moses”

by Abudora April 17, 2021

Moses

The most popular fiction novel.

Dude1: You know the author Moses?
Dude2: Yeah i'm currently reading his book the bible.
Dude1: What chapter you're currently reading?
Dude2: I'm currently readng the 69th chapter of the old testament.

by KonstiDerKek177013 March 29, 2021

The Moses

A camel toe when a woman is on her period, signifying a parting of the red seas.

Sandy is definitely on her period right now and she's rocking The Moses splendidly.

by HarryElefante March 13, 2024

Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.

Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.

by Scherbel B March 15, 2022

Moses

A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed.
He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball.
Moses has a personailty.
Be friends with a moses

Emma: did you see that guy
Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute

by milkysss May 17, 2023

Moses

A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.

Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.

by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018