sloppy mop

To ejaculate on and around the pussy... then having her sit on your face whilest rotating in a circular motion.

She gave me the sloppy mop... it's OK if it's your own.

by Beckman March 12, 2004

Vagina Mop

Tampon

Jessica went to the bathroom with her purse because it is time to put her vagina mop in.

by therusteee August 04, 2008

mop bucket

While intoxicated, you proceed to eat out a girl. You then vomit in said vagina. After emptying the contents of your stomach in her vagina, you then have sex with her. The resulting effect is like that of a mop in a mop bucket. Think of sloshing a mop in a bucket of dirty water.

"Dude, so we were so drunk last night, while I was going down on her, I puked right in her without her knowing. I then totally mop bucket-ed her and she didn't even know it!"

by Josh the Janitor March 23, 2010

Mop Squeezer

A sexist name for a woman.

"Ya old Mop squeezer"

by Andover, ny September 11, 2009

jiz mop

mop used to mop up jiz primarilly in nudie booths and or other fine low level porn establishments.

Ron !! Grab that jiz mop and take of this shit in booth 2. This guy jizzed all over the glass. I mean it looks Peter North spent the night in here.

by joe_bob20 April 28, 2008

Mop The Ceiling

1.) A silly and ridiculous task

2.) A difficult and undesirable activity.

"I'd mop the ceiling for the right amount of money."

"Help your sister move? I'd rather mop her ceiling."

by CKJ411 January 19, 2012

spot mop

(n) apparatus used to clean area of floor where cum/semen has dripped on. (aka, paper towel, wet wipes, kandoo wipes, tissue, hand, sock or negletion... 'it's all good')

"Yo we needa cleanup on aisle two, that bitch needs to spot mop that fucka"

by red mc jenkins May 14, 2007