wet brain

1)Cretinous behavour resulting from chronic alcohol abuse.
2)One who displays such behavour.
3)Parso snig-blok zeep hee-hee no no no....
Oscar:Who's the cadavar in diapers over there, drooling and farting while he plays with himself?
Felix:Dear old Dad--a complete wet brain now, after 40 years of boozing....
by Kieran Le Petomaine November 08, 2006
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Giving brain

When a penis is shoved so far down your throat , it gives you a headache .
I was giving brain to Zae last night. My head is still throbbing !
by BootyCheekSwole93 September 28, 2019
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Brain Sneeze

When your brain needs to sneeze, but it can't because it's a brain, so it just hurts.
This snowcone is giving me a brain sneeze.
by Rusty_Shackelford November 17, 2012
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evil brain

the act of squeezing ones testicles to accentuate the seam and to allow the sesame seed-like follicles to appear near bursting
When Grandpa gets drunk, he claims the evil brain helps him win at Scrabble.
by grokdeezballz July 14, 2009
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Peanut brain

A phrase in which CS:GO professional players yell at a player who does something stupid or whiffs every shot.
Did you see what tarik did? He is such a peanut brain
by XEQUIT10 May 02, 2018
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Flat Brained

Flat Brained (Flatius Branium) is a common condition where the victim goes into a nearly catatonic state and shows no signs of brain activity, unable to achieve basic cognitive thought and anything above basic involuntary muscle work. Victims tend to constantly say and do utter nonsense and continue to do such until their vital organs eventually shut down.
Someone take the sandpaper away from Johnny, he's going to go flat brained again.
by GoldJohnnyBoi March 20, 2020
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Mums Brain

This orginated somewhere in Melbourne, Australia and is used to make people believe in what you are saying . its basically the same as 'mums life'
Person 1 : Did you actually drop 50pt in that basketball game"
Person2 : Mums brain I did
by Nigga off that henny June 21, 2021
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