The Toyota Corolla is not the best car you could have, but it is a good car and you could do worse than getting one if you are in the market for a car or need a rental car.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023
Get the Toyota Corollamug. When you buy a piece of crap used truck, and it costs more money to fix everything, than the original price of the truck
by Not my job Dalton April 3, 2020
Get the Toyota Timmug. I was late for work because I got stuck behind a "Toyota Terrified" when the traffic lights turned green and the driver panicked and didn't know what to do next.
by Firebird89 October 10, 2020
Get the toyota terrifiedmug. toyota AE86 corolla gt-apex sprinter treuno toyota AE86 corolla gt-apex sprinter treuno toyota AE86 corolla gt-apex sprinter treuno
by fhhhffhdhgdhthsthsht March 8, 2025
Get the toyota AE86 corolla gt-apex sprinter treunomug. Person 1: Bro did you see that Toyota corolla hatchback? It's so fucking fast for a corolla.
Person 2: That's a Toyota GR corolla dumbass of course it's fast because it screams a turbo.
Person 2: That's a Toyota GR corolla dumbass of course it's fast because it screams a turbo.
by 3amCheetoMan December 22, 2024
Get the Toyota GR Corollamug. toyota trueno is a japanese car that is more commonly known as ae86, the car came out 1985 and it is driven by the king taaaakumii-senpai, taakumi is a jappalenare born in the hood hood nigga japalenare racing place and he delivers very good tofu, the special ingrediant is buuntas pubic hair. and the car gives the water taste because of the smell of sex in the car, this smell is caused by takuumis sexs session with his girlfriend,
by jas 39 gripen May 4, 2021
Get the toyota truenomug. A literal tank shaped like an SUV, and it's big brother of the legendary 4Runner!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
They were released in the early 1950s as military based Jeep-like vehicles as the building structure on it still is to this day. Unfortunately Toyota stopped all sales on their new ones in North America in 2021 due to not having as much popularity as the Sequoias and 4Runners have. So because of that, the value is as high as Hunter Biden chilling in his bathtub at his Malibu home, and everyone wants one so fucking bad that we're at the point where it's extremely hard to find! If you're lucky, you could find one for maybe at least $20k with at least 200,000 miles on it and still be running like it only has 20k on it. But other than that, you're better off buying a Sequoia with the same engine and transmission as the Land Cruiser does. Or maybe the fancy version which is the Lexus LX which are still hard to find as well. The Land Cruisers are reliable as fuck! They will be driven under lakes, flooded by hurricane Ian, and/or get drenched by lava....... AND STILL RUN LIKE IT'S BRAND FUCKING NEW!!!!!! No wonder people like me are crazy about these vehicles!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can go nascar racing in an EF-5 tornado!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, if a street light pole falls on the vehicle, the pole will bend by the top of that mutherfucker and still have no dings whatsoever!
The Toyota Land Cruiser is so durable, it can scare away any unusual fish by driving like a maniac underneath the Mariana trench, while hitting rocks and underwater mountains and still running like brand fucking new!
THAT'S HOW DEPENDABLE THE LAND CRUISER IS!!!!
by Shb99 February 6, 2023
Get the Toyota Land Cruisermug.