Lazy Susan

A prostitute who has her entire leg amputated as a customer service so she doesn't have to waste time spreading her legs.

A Lazy Susan is also good for table top sex. Give her a spin !

by EOP165 July 19, 2011

Lazy Susan

When a man is too lazy to pull out of his partners vagina, without a condom he ejaculates inside of her then proceeds to piss in her cooter without her knowledge

I was so tired last night so after I blew it in my lady I gave her a lazy susan

by DickThickett9er February 26, 2009

Lazy Susan

Two girls are 69'ing on a lazy susan. A guy fucks one (anally or vaginally) then pulls it out and puts into the other girl's mouth, then spins the girls on the lazy susan and goes again. Variation on the double fun-dip.

I am going to Lazy Susan the Bronson twins.

by Burrito Mandingo May 18, 2009

Lazy susan

When you face fuck a girl who has her wrists tied to her ankles laying on her stomach on a merry go round while wearing an eye patch over your left eye.

Joseph got dizzy while giving kayla the lazy Susan at the park.

by Floweringmeadow March 25, 2017

Glazey Susan

When you Cum on someone's face and use a cake spreader to smooth the cum on their face.

After I came on her face I used my cake spatula to give her a Glazey Susan

by JussChaos December 19, 2021

Singing Susan

A Singing Susan is when during sex, air is trapped and compressed inside the vagina and upon subsequent entries by the man's penis, the air is compressed to the point where it forcefully exits the vaginal canal to relieve and equalize the pressure. The sounds of the air rushing out is principally the same as the familiar queef. While a potential source of embarassment for the girl, the gentleman can rest easy knowing the size of his johnson was the most likely cause.

While having sex, John's unit continuously pounded Jessica's pussy until it sang a short tune.
Jessica thus committed a Singing Susan.

by Rew Nelson May 23, 2008

dusty susan

One who is always moving or going, always on the road looking for the best trade. Modern day gypsy. Only time this person stops is because he is in jail/ incarcerated.

Dusty Susan stopped by the house to trade this Bushnell flashlight for some parmesan bread bites today.

by Bugg March 8, 2017