Reed

The male equivalent of 'Karen'

Omg, he just asked to talk to the manager AGAIN? He's being such a Reed.

by Q.o.t.B September 19, 2020

Reed

A man who gets literally zero bitches!

You wouldn’t want to be named Reed, he gets no pussy!

by Maverckk May 02, 2022

Reed

A white dude that skated and a has a juicy penis

Reed is a big dicked white man

by Johnsfatpenis69 November 22, 2021

Reed

Reed is always a dumb-fuck who thinks he can do anything, and that he's the best person ever

Reed said that he was going to Join the NFL then run for office. Fucken Reed

by T-Nippes25 December 01, 2022

Reed

Reed is someone who has a small peepee and likes to shout at women unless they have a fat ass and are WAY out of his league with no chance of actually getting with him. Reed is also someone who likes to take a dump on a womans chest when they talked back to them.

Dont be a Reed.

"Hey! Did you ever meet that Reed guy?"
"Yeah, he was a loser with a small peepee.. But he had a cool pops collection.. NOT!"

by FUReed February 02, 2022

Reed

The gayest person you will ever meet. Watches guys changing in the locker room and then locks his lips. Doesn’t take showers and has a crusty face.

Bro don’t change in here, I saw Reed walk in.

by Jdmdjfjckss October 30, 2019

Reed

A extremely creepy perv who likes to have sex with girls bags who’s names start with A... don’t date a Reid or hill dry hump your bag😊😊😊

Reed was dry humping aubreys bag

by Name shame December 11, 2019