A sexual act in which the male is attempting anal (after coming close but being denied several times). The male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his penis in her anus, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. The female will typically shoot off the penis with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.
After several attempts and with mounting frustration, T-dizzle launched a face to headboard missile and the relationship was over.
by corbin130 October 22, 2010
When a man is mounted atop a woman with his balls in her mouth, he shifts forward as to move his ass right above your open mouth and farts.
"Dude, I was tea-baggin' this bitch and she bit my sack! I had no choice but to give 'er a Marshal Mouth Missile!"
by Detroit Rock City January 04, 2008
Me and old lady were weird and I gave her the old Pennsylvania piss missile and all the worlds problems disappeared.
by Cuckmeat9000 August 10, 2021
by mattsmash99 May 31, 2017
by Candurus December 30, 2021
What you call a penis after fucking a menstruating vagina to a murderous war scene observed only on July the fourth.
The heterosexual couple enjoyed a 'Merica Murder Missile instead of attending the fireworks show this Independence day.
by LunaLou42 July 05, 2019
Italian Missile Crisis - When an Italian man shoots a fat load into a girl. And she in turn laughs a hearty laugh and the cum shoots out back at him.
by Aspeegers Harry Pottet January 19, 2018