by anonymous_someone_1550 April 5, 2023
Get the LIVIN-A-LIE!mug. Hym "I don't see a problem with living a lie. The lie I live is that I'm a quiet and humble wage slave but the reality is I'm one of the greatest writers, comedians, thinkers of all time! Internationally famous. There are movies, songs, and television shows about me. Not humble at all. A genius. Actually, I spoke once and I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain move. Hahaha! Ok. That last one was a bit of a fib but the rest is accurate. You do seem right about the frustration thing though. Jordan does seem pretty frustrated about living a lie. He thought he was the profound one but really it was HYM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
Get the Living a liemug. "Trump also whipped out his newest lie-splanation about what he meant during his phone call with Zelensky when he said, 'I would like you to do us a favor, though.'" Stephen Colbert then reads Trump's tweet where he's lie-splaining his previous lie about the meaning of his request to Zelensky: "Read the Transcript! Also, see where I say 'us' (our Country) as opposed to 'me' (meaning me)" Stephen Colbert@thelateshow Dec. 10, 2019 | v=mFau6pKVgkU
by coderiu December 10, 2019
Get the Lie-Splanationmug. "I don't have my keys" (When in reality you actually lost your keys but don't want to admit it - Purple Lie)
by AnthBrezo June 21, 2023
Get the Purple Liemug. 1. Something you should come up with when your lame excuse does not take expected effect;
an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;
2. A crucial element in the chain of one's lie.
an additional lie intended to make your original lie sound more convincing;
2. A crucial element in the chain of one's lie.
Guy: You're so special, I like you so much!
Girl: That's so sweet. What particulalrly do you like about me?
Guy (to himself): Damn! I should have come up with a backup lie before I told her that!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Why didn't you give him the laxative?
Student: Um...
Teacher: Didn't even bother to make up any backup lie... You get an F, you, moron!
Girl: That's so sweet. What particulalrly do you like about me?
Guy (to himself): Damn! I should have come up with a backup lie before I told her that!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: My dog ate it.
Teacher: Why didn't you give him the laxative?
Student: Um...
Teacher: Didn't even bother to make up any backup lie... You get an F, you, moron!
by DYA September 18, 2012
Get the backup liemug. by Adwm c,mwe c, October 23, 2019
Get the U a liemug. by Ellen Fisher July 20, 2008
Get the piece of liemug.