callum shoeney

a fat fuck who likes to sit in bed an eat his own body weight in chocolate cake and custard creams
Person 1: Hey have you heard about callum shoeney
Person 2: oh yea that fat fuck
Person 3: Lol rawr xd
by rawr,raw,roar February 12, 2018
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Callum Derrick

Callum is a beautiful, kind hearted boy. He is very generous and out going. Callum looks out for his family and friends, is very supportive, and achieves a lot of great things. He is caring and a very good looking boy, he’s strong and passionate about sports, and overall he is beautiful on the inside and out
Callum Derrick, is such an amazing boy.
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Callum killmartin

hey! its the leader of the simps Callum killmartin
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Callum Dalton

Worthless piece of shit who thinks he’s mad, go to hell you dirty bastard.
“Callum Dalton sucks cock on the weekends” - LDA
by Sexy roadman December 14, 2019
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callum penn

A man in the who is smart, gentleman-like and always has amazing hair. He is kind and so funny, always puttting a smile on your face and is very sexy and amazing in bed. Your lucky if you know a callum penn and if he's yours he'll treat you like a queen and your are a lucky person but make sure you call him Cal
by Crex6 February 06, 2018
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Callum Wood

Callum Wood wrote the Cha Cha Slide
by notcallumwood September 18, 2014
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Callum rose

I had my nose in his arse
Callum rose showed me his penis
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