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802-EAT-SHIT

A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!
by Marcthetumblrguy May 19, 2018
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1-802-EAT-SHIT

I found this number and it really tells you to eat shit. I can't stop calling it.
That guy is a douchenozzle, you should tell him to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT.
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800 cough

name given to the horrible cough that track runners get after running the 800
Person A: Damn did you hear Stephanie's cough, she sounds like shes dying
Person B: Dude she just ran the 800!

Person A: oh shes got the 800 cough
by trackgirl228 April 4, 2013
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1-800-273-8255

Ever feel down, just call the suicide hotline at 1-800-273-8255.
by Ilene Ulik November 11, 2011
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Real 80s Writer

A graffiti writer that painted a little bit for a couple of years in the late 1980s. Returned to the scene to show everyone who’s boss during a midlife crisis demanding the respect of a graffiti king. Will use old school rules when it suits him. Hates street art. Gets pleasure from painting violent and abusive threats in childrens’ play parks. Internet troll and alcohol fuelled keyboard warrior. Must have an Instagram account to gain validation from strangers. Will not write within his postcode. Will put up the names of his pets to make it look like he has an army.
Person 1: Someone painted over that lovely mural at the park with some hideous unreadable bubble letters.
Person 2: Yeah, it must have been a ‘Real 80s Writer’!
by Cacher July 2, 2019
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8055

A code name of an individual person who can be known as "happy" and without wealth. It leads to the unknown of a once corrupt person who has soften over a long period of time. Knowing true happiness means having to experience the opposite; they've experienced a downfall before. 8055 knows that it is completely normal to feel sad sometimes. All emotions are normal; just like good and bad days, good and bad movies, good and bad people. The person sits at the intersection between light and shadows. The space of spirit that will enjoy life throughout. It is also referred to as "boss" for appearing to look like it; however, 8055 is able to influence and aspire others, to make the best of them.
Person: 8055, Earth is unlike any other world, because our planet is proven to contains life. Do you ever wonder if you could one day touch the skies?
8055: I don’t really know.
Person: Do you wish to remain unsung?

8055: As long as I have people by my side I wouldn’t mind being unnoticed by everyone. I hope one day someone can touch the sky like the way my companions touched my heart.
Person: Not designated by name, but by the heart. What a curious person you are 8055.
8055: I have a name you know.
Person: It is still ironic.
8055: Well, I’m wealthy by heart.
Person: I guess it does come with its own benefits. Make sure not to stay up late 8055.
8055: Maybe I won’t.
Person: And maybe you will.
by iCocokid October 6, 2018
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1-800-273-8255

The US national suicide hotline number
If you are thinking of suicide please call 1-800-273-8255
by Mag91927 March 10, 2019
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