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japanese weaboo

A non American that is obsessed with American culture, such as watching cartoons or eating their food.
Hey did you hear about that Japanese weaboo Kyle?
by Trashboi101 October 17, 2017
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Japanese Sandblaster

A JDM car first performs a burnout, and the hot tire rubber is sprayed into an awaiting anus.
We went to a crazy car meet last night, someone received a Japanese Sandblaster. It was super KAWAII. uwu <3
by MetalRaptor November 19, 2021
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Japanese BananaBear

The legendary bear from Japan that only eats bananas. They migrate around world climbing trees, searching for bananas. They are often seen holding the Japanese flag. They usually have brown fur, and very adorable.
There's a Japanese BananaBear outside! He's climbing the tree, looking for bananas, we should pet him and give him a banana.
by JSKKSA November 24, 2021
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japanese pincushion

A recently-shaved scrotum that has not been properly maintained. The resulting 'stubble' often causes discomfort and excessive abrasion of underwear.
Shaving your balls is a lifetime commitment....unless you want to suffer through the Japanese Pincushion.
by stopmakingsense July 23, 2014
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Japanese Fountain

When you (accidentally or otherwise) catch your own semen in your mouth after busting a load.
Jimmy was masturbating vigorously the other day and gave himself a Japanese Fountain. Dude now has a new fetish.
by Dinrael May 17, 2015
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Japanese Roulette

When you have six rice balls, five being filled with beef, the sixth being filled with shit. Which are put in a random order and each person picks a random rice ball. The loser eats a ball of shit.
Person 1: “Why those your mouth smell like shit!?”

Person 2: “JAPANESE ROULETTE!!”
by Roulette Master July 7, 2021
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Being Japanese

When someone is being Japanese means they are fun person to be around whether in office, class or party who act like everything's going well and they're enjoying life to the fullest however in reality they're suffering from anxiety, depression or without a dream.
Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about, Sally?

Friend 2: Yean, really sad how it turned out. Who would have thought she was just being Japanese.
by Adven Quest August 27, 2021
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