No u

The ultimate comeback to any negatory statement made towards someone on the iNtErWeBs. Basically a trump card comment. Spelled with only the 14th, 15th, and 21st letters of the alphabet, this revolutionary phrase originating from the internet of ‘memers’ is a phrase that can be used in all situations. Whether it be a racist joke, a classic your mom joke, incest joke, or something personal directed towards you- ‘No u’ works in every situation.

Shaheer: you’re gay
Me: NO U

Shaheer: o shit nigga where’s yo dick I needa succy wuccy 5 buccy

Me: I only have $2.50 tho 👀

by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 9, 2018

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Get the No umug.

U

I like u
U

by Bad bitch illegal August 17, 2020

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No u

An overused roast for someone who cannot think of anything faster enough than the speed of light.

Stranger 1: Lol!!!! You suck at ROBLOX u noob!!! Boi ur hair line so dum ecks deee XDDDDD
Stranger 2: no u

by Totally Justin Bieber June 14, 2018

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no u

a dumb word

hey dude your blue no u

by bromac April 22, 2019

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u do u

A clean way to say, " go fuck yourself"!

"I hate you!"
"Yeah! Well u do u!

by Mzhopocles April 30, 2016

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Get the u do umug.

UED

When your manager sets you something to complete which is totally unachievable in the given time frame, but you still have to pull it out of the bag. An unrealistic employer deadline (UED).

Boss: Barry isn't coming in this morning, he's going to be late, so I need you to cover his work this morning and do this lesson for him which is about to start in 10 minutes.
Colleague: Mate, you've just been UED'd.

Boss: Would you be able to go and see 3 new clients this afternoon before you go? (it's 3pm, and you need to leave at 4pm)
Me: I've just been UED'd out of my nut

Worker: Have you seen Steve today, he's rushing around like a headless chicken?!
Colleague: He looks like he's been totally UED'd

by JackieDaniels2610 September 25, 2013

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