by Mamzmzmskksskzp August 22, 2020
Get the No umug. The ultimate comeback on the internet. Whatever it may be, whether being told that you are ugly or to “stfu you weeb” (from personal experience) this short two word phrase can solve all your problems. I find that if someone says that you are homosexual, “gay” or a “fag” this comeback works the best. For the low price of a million dollars, (ask Donald Trump’s father for a small loan) “no u” is now able to be used in any situation! Millions around the globe have already bought and started using this phrase in their everyday life. Buy now!
(Side effects include-in a really fast voice with some nice music and montages of people gardening with their grandchildren-: bullying, negative abnormalities on mental stability, addiction to memes, a punch in the face, crippling depression, and chronic to severe plaque psoriasis.)
About: Because of the nature of forums and how they do not really offer a good solution to ignoring trolls (or otherwise inappropriate comments) NO U becomes a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OP’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject. Furthermore, as trolls typically thrive on eliciting a an emotion reaction from those they’ve frustrated, the NO U retort shuts down their initiative and unofficially labels them a troll, without using more than 3 letters. The brevity in the response further exacerbates the troll’s motivation from pushing further.
(Side effects include-in a really fast voice with some nice music and montages of people gardening with their grandchildren-: bullying, negative abnormalities on mental stability, addiction to memes, a punch in the face, crippling depression, and chronic to severe plaque psoriasis.)
About: Because of the nature of forums and how they do not really offer a good solution to ignoring trolls (or otherwise inappropriate comments) NO U becomes a simple and effective way of pointing out that the OP’s comments are in fact more aptly applied to himself than his subject. Furthermore, as trolls typically thrive on eliciting a an emotion reaction from those they’ve frustrated, the NO U retort shuts down their initiative and unofficially labels them a troll, without using more than 3 letters. The brevity in the response further exacerbates the troll’s motivation from pushing further.
by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 14, 2018
Get the No umug. by Mzhopocles April 30, 2016
Get the u do umug. When your manager sets you something to complete which is totally unachievable in the given time frame, but you still have to pull it out of the bag. An unrealistic employer deadline (UED).
Boss: Barry isn't coming in this morning, he's going to be late, so I need you to cover his work this morning and do this lesson for him which is about to start in 10 minutes.
Colleague: Mate, you've just been UED'd.
Boss: Would you be able to go and see 3 new clients this afternoon before you go? (it's 3pm, and you need to leave at 4pm)
Me: I've just been UED'd out of my nut
Worker: Have you seen Steve today, he's rushing around like a headless chicken?!
Colleague: He looks like he's been totally UED'd
Colleague: Mate, you've just been UED'd.
Boss: Would you be able to go and see 3 new clients this afternoon before you go? (it's 3pm, and you need to leave at 4pm)
Me: I've just been UED'd out of my nut
Worker: Have you seen Steve today, he's rushing around like a headless chicken?!
Colleague: He looks like he's been totally UED'd
by JackieDaniels2610 September 25, 2013
Get the UEDmug. Are always welcome in my lane!!!
We could even car pool❤️❤️❤️
That was my cute way of getting me in your arms❤️❤️❤️
We could even car pool❤️❤️❤️
That was my cute way of getting me in your arms❤️❤️❤️
I love U!!!
I couldn’t even look in your eyes… I would have ran to you…
I don’t know if I should be proud of myself or disappointed
I couldn’t even look in your eyes… I would have ran to you…
I don’t know if I should be proud of myself or disappointed
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 January 31, 2023
Get the Umug.