squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts

dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man

by k-trizzle May 30, 2006

Dink-Toy

A car that is shitty, and if it were a toy car, would be one that only reatarted children would be allowed to play with. Hence, Dink-Toy.

That car is a Dink-Toy

by sillynillybilly May 5, 2010

Balls Toy

A Toy used for a male’s balls. Like a female’s face.

man, I just used Gigi’s face as a balls toy.

by MeloXDripp July 26, 2020

love toy

Hana haddad, also a term for sex toys and weird 60's porn flicks.... But mainly just Hana Haddad

"Love toy, i might pick you up at like 4:30"

by Gassan the chromosome man January 4, 2018

crazy toy

A victim of someone's emotional abuse--a human punching bag for hurled insults and/or pessimism.

"You're stupid and ugly. Life is meaningless. Give up hope."
"Leave me alone. I'm not your crazy toy!"

by Zeldas_lullaby March 29, 2015

Soy Toy

A biodegradable environmentally friendly toy/snack that’s a perfect fit in any family. It has a place at both the dinner table and the bedroom.

Hey Joe are you done with the soy toy yet it’s daddy’s turn

by Scholloar 33 May 22, 2023

toilet toy

Male genitalia, what men play with in the bathroom when they forget the newspapet

I forgot to bring the new issue of GQ with me to the crapper, i guess I'll just play with my toilet toy.

by The Lust Of Russ February 26, 2018