The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.
1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.
2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
by ohioman234 December 8, 2009

by Dan Rich February 19, 2006

The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.
by dizzy spins November 19, 2009

by OB South October 14, 2017

by IG Tagzii March 9, 2020

by Layla5150 June 16, 2021

when you grab your penis, and a partner begins to move your arm in a stoking motion which creates masterbation, very similar to a dutch rudder.
by thee english tugger June 20, 2011
