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English Major

The thinking man's major. The English major excels in things like grammar, literature, critical thinking, writing, public speaking, and educating an ignorant population.
1. English majors usually go on to become brilliant professors, lawyers/judges, writers, or editors.

2. "English degrees are worthless." - soon to be unemployed business major
by ohioman234 December 8, 2009
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English Breakfast

To wake a chick up first thing in the morning by taking a dump on her face
Last Saturday I gave my girlfriend and English Breakfast. She isn't my girlfriend anymore
by Dan Rich February 19, 2006
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restaurant English

The minimal amount of English a foreign-born waiter or busboy learns in order to communicate with his/her customers—"hamburger," "fork," "cheese," etc.
He couldn't really follow what was on TV, he basically just knew restaurant English
by dizzy spins November 19, 2009
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english latte

When you cum in a girls face them tea bag her and fart in her face
I'm gonna make you an English latte bitch
by OB South October 14, 2017
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English teacher

People who put more thoughts into a novel than the original owner did
English teacher:I can’t keep a stable marriage

https: //m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
by IG Tagzii March 9, 2020
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English Slut

Someone who goes to down to the library to study.
Did you hear Ethan is an English Slut
by Layla5150 June 16, 2021
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English Tug

when you grab your penis, and a partner begins to move your arm in a stoking motion which creates masterbation, very similar to a dutch rudder.
A girl didn't want to touch my penis so i suggested an english tug.
by thee english tugger June 20, 2011
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