deez nuts

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.

Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhh…yeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.

by urmomsbussy July 18, 2021

wanker nut

when colemun doesn’t listen to mckenna

“hey colemun i said put down nuggets you wanker nut”

by mario’s December 23, 2021

nut plug

The left over cum left in your urethra after poor cleaning post masturbation

After I beat my meat and fell asleep , i took a morning piss and a nut plug shot out.

by Zahviieh December 18, 2016

Nuts To Shoe

When your playing football with your homies and your dawg Marcus throws the ball , hits you in the nuts and it bounces off your $750 brand new pair of white Jordans and leaves a mark.

" Me Marcus and Tyrone were playing football and Marcus threw it to Tyrone but he wasn't paying attention and it slammed his nuts, and bounced off his new pair of J's. He couldn't get up afterward nor can he have kids no more. It was probably the most painful Nuts To Shoe I've ever seen.

by DatShoeManFrom1988 September 1, 2019

Deez nuts

Deez nuts was a joke made by Candice Applewood. While at Sawcon collage in Ligma, Maine, her and her best freind Wilma, had just graduated. To celebrate, they went to wendy's. Then, they went to and Imagine dragons concert. When asked what her name was, Candice replied with Deez. Deez what? Security said. Deez nuts.

Do you know Deez? Deez? Deez nuts!

by Hambor chezborg beegmak wapper May 20, 2022

deez nuts

deez nuts is basically just talking about someones nuts, and oftens talks about them in your mom.

Kole: what are you doing right now ?

Jason: deez nuts.

by Charles Boba October 31, 2022

Nut Sludge

That cheesy, sweaty buildup between the scrotum and high inner thigh. Used as a derogatory term.

Shut your stupid face, Nut Sludge!

by BRAVOMAXXX June 7, 2011