Tea party

Another word for orgy and/or the act of a female pegging a male whilst dressing up as princesses

"Bro I saw Josh the other day his ass looks so juicy bruh should I ask him out for a tea party? I already bought the dresses"

by Mirrorrae 👩‍🦲🙏🏼 February 18, 2022

tea with the vicar

When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"

In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.

*not euphemism

by Veiga February 24, 2022

Check your tea

A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.

British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.

Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'

Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.

If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.

by BioHazardX February 24, 2022

Afternoon Tea

When bong water comes up through the hole into your mouth hole

damn dawg i was hitting that bong earlier and ended up having afternoon tea

by poopfartbuttmotherfuck February 25, 2022

Tea

The liquid we do not force you to drink if you are unconscious.

‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I am unconscious’

by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022

Milky tea

Tea with milk, it’s absolutely delicious, but too much milk added can make you sick. It’s perfect and addicting.

Person one : I’d like to order a milky tea please.
Person 2: oh god, they’re absolutely delicious!
Person 1: ikr??

by anonymous February 27, 2022

Shy Bairns Get Ne Tea

An alternate to Shy Bairns Get Nowt

"You know what they say - shy bairns get ne tea"

by sibla March 2, 2022