dad

a drunk fuck that left me

my dad is a drunk fuck

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

prosper dad

Majority of “Prosper Dads” fully belive their son is getting a full ride football scholarship to a D1 school, has started their middle schooler on performance enhancing “vitamins” and considers it a compliment when their town is used as a derogatory adjective to describe their imprudent financial decisions (ie: “That’s very Prosper of them). They are so involved with their son’s sports career, that they choose not to question the validity of their wife’s new career path as a social media influencer as long as she’s busy and not bothering him.

That prosper dad

by Your mom 75 October 11, 2023

Dad

He's been gone for about 12 out of 13 years of your life. Went to get milk but didn't come back.

Dad come back

by Dadbgone March 28, 2019

Dad g

A fucking drip legend who once seen is recognised as a drip Legendé

Person 1: bro man i need hel...
Person 2: bro bro bro dont worry Dad g has it covered.

by 1TrueKingOfDublin December 11, 2020

Dad

A dad is somthing you do not have, so it is no shock you are here looking for a definiton

"I Fucked his Dad"

by Bolllocks May 9, 2024

Dad

Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)

Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

dad

something a black man doesn't have

my dad ran away when i was born

by fat muffin October 7, 2019