Baked off my Roger!

When one is extremely "High"

Jaysus man i smoked a joint and i'm baked off my roger!

by YourMotherSmokesWEED September 28, 2010

Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will

Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?

by Hmenrak August 20, 2013

Normal Necropsittacus rodericanus

person who goes to sleep around a normal time and wakes up around a normal time. (Named after a now extinct parrot)

"I'm such a night owl!!!"
"I'll have you know I'm a normal Necropsittacus rodericanus."

by big Beebee March 25, 2017

Carmanie and Robert

This is the dream couple , they will love each other forever , they met in high school and were together since then , they will grow up and have 2 little cute boys .

I want to be like Carmanie and Robert

by Handy right June 22, 2018

Jason chode Roberts

A man with short stumpy Arms

“Oh Shit! Jason Chode Roberts has chode Arms

by Jason Chode Roberts November 12, 2019

a little bird named Roger

Roger lived on the countryside
But he got shot in the stomach

Rest in pizza Roger
2008-2008

person 1: Have you heard the swedish song abour Roger
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird

by Emberu Pemberu March 13, 2020

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020