Milk Midgets are exceptionally small creatures that, when you least suspect it and aren't looking, steal your milk. They are most commonly known to move during night time and raid kitchen refrigerators for milk and other milk-based products.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Milk Midgets are known to fear vegans and will totally avoid a home with a vegan in it unless particularly hungry or thirsty.
Boy: "Shoot, I drank all the milk! Mom and Dad are going to be so angry with me!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
Girl: "Not if we blame it on the Milk Midgets."
Boy: "You're right! That's a great idea!"
by MarshmallowKing January 25, 2025
Get the Milk Midgets mug.by theworldofurbanwords October 14, 2025
Get the milk gone bad mug.by Iamlai February 2, 2020
Get the Milk 'n Nut mug.Generally an opaque white-colored liquid of high water content but also rich in fat, proteins and simple carbohydrates. Not limited to mammal-produced liquids, milk is a noun that applies directly to liquid of this structure produced by nut fruits such as coconuts, walnuts, almonds, cashews, macadamias, pecans, etc.
That baby is milk drunk..addicted to the boobies.
The hardest part about being vegan is waking up at 5 AM to milk the walnuts.
Breastfed babies receive the majority of their nutrition and hydration from the milk their beautiful mamas produce.
The hardest part about being vegan is waking up at 5 AM to milk the walnuts.
Breastfed babies receive the majority of their nutrition and hydration from the milk their beautiful mamas produce.
by ohheygwen November 25, 2017
Get the Milk mug.A gizmo
by Anotomoose January 22, 2018
Get the silk milk mug.While the female is lactating (has breast milk) and being in the reverse cowgirl position (Your partner lies on their back; you straddle them, facing their feet) for the best outcome, your partner reaches around to the females titties and squeezes as the breast milk comes shooting out ultimately squirting all over the mating couple.
There is such a rare sexual position that can only be had during pregnancy with a lactating woman.....this beautiful and rare treat is known as the titty milk fountain. Stay shirsty my friends ( in dos equis guy voice)
by anonymous November 23, 2020
Get the Titty Milk Fountain mug.When a person starves themselves for 3 days so there’s absolutely nothing in their stomach then proceeds to drinks half a gallon of milk, piss it out in a cup, and someone else drinks it
by Chickenhandler3000 October 6, 2021
Get the Piss Milk mug.